Q: You are Fox Mulder. Your partner/platonic (for now) soul mate has just been abducted by aliens, the same fate that befell your sister and has driven your obsession with the paranormal for your entire life. Your boss has just reassigned you to your dream job investigating paranormal (and particularly alien) activity after having you on small-time surveillance detail for six months. What is the first thing you do?
A: Sex with a vampire.